May 202019
 

The extremely deranged liberal left fascist zombie lunatics have proven themselves once again showing they are so dumb downed, a retarding of their development causing mental illness, that not only do they want to get rid of the first amendment for anyone that questions them but they actually think they can get social media to ban the president of the United States of America.
Man they are stupid…
So stupid that they would give up all their God given rights and give all power to tyrannical leaders who would take pleasure in squeezing their neck while staring into their eyes as they slowly die and their soul leaves their body.
Welcome to Crazy Town! Population- all Democrat supporters.

Apr 012019
 

Colorado fighter Michelle “The Karate Hottie” Waterson, now the “Karate Mommy”, has been making an incredible come back in MMA after becoming a mother six years ago and following Saturday’s big win she is now ranked top 5 in the UFC. She “wants gold” and it sure seems like her momentum can’t be stopped, until…

Sources say that recently the former UFC and WWE champ Brock Lesnar came out as a woman, at no surprise to fans worldwide, after suspicions of Brock being gay and then suddenly she started using a new custom finishing move called the “Kiss Of Death” which was clinically diagnosed as chronic halitosis. His fellow wrestling stars confirmed that is was a deadly move and the league had to ban it after several wrestlers were hospitalized and spent days in the ICU with lung problems. Not only was it a winning move which helped her rise to the top but some say that she did it just to get more intimate with the men since becoming a free-spirit liberal.

This wasn’t the only sign of things to come as people started to notice Brock slurring her “S’es” and starting to act a little more flamboyant.

Then the tattoo. When Brock got, what some people see as, a huge johnson printed on her chest there wasn’t any more questioning and thus a lot of the wrestling entertainment fan community named her “Cock Chester”.

When all the news began flooding social media, Lesnar suddenly got a huge progressive following on Facebook which was a shock cause most of them never knew who or what she, the WWE, UFC, or MMA was. This large group of Facebook users prematurely applauded Brock as if she became the ambassador of the widely popular progressive “Men on Men Action” group confusing it with what is actually short for “Mixed Martial Arts”. But the fans gave Brock the support she needed to get back in the ring and octagon with many encouraging stories and comments like one Facebook fan who posted “Brocky, you are such an inspiration to us all and I hope you show the world that woman can do anything men can do, but even better!”. 
Brock took the comments to heart and decided to reenter the athletic arena once again. But this time as a woman! Just months before she was pressing the biggest men in the world over her head and throwing them across the ring like rag-dolls and destroying the greatest fighters in the world inside the UFC Octagon. Now with the full backing of the progressive movement headed by the Democrat party Brock is back and ready to take the sports in a more modern direction.

With the added strong “intersectional feminism” encouragement coming out of Hollywood as seen on award shows, tv shows, and even movies like Captain Marvel, Brock is now one of the biggest and strongest women to compete. Combine that with the empowerment from the liberal/left conformance of Sharia Law that’s now growing throughout communities all around the US, she is ready to spew women’s rights and get a whole new set of belts. The women’s belts! Recently in a podcast interview she mentioned how “there will be no tolerance for women not wearing their hijabs, Sharia in the United States will be more than whips and rocks, they will now experience Brocks”.

The feminists and progressives worldwide are praising the new Lesnar ambitions and goals to be the next UFC and WWE woman’s champions. Another exciting aspect for Lesnar fans is Brock, who has once weighted in at 265lbs, is now identifying as a “Strawweight” which would put her in the same 115lbs class as Michelle Waterson. Rumors surfaced that some social media users were negatively commenting on how this would be an “unfair” match and were going to “boycott the UFC” but the posts were taken down almost immediately after the Southern Poverty Law Center labeled it as “hate” forcing Twitter, Google (Youtube), and Facebook to terminate accounts. Breaking news out this morning is that Lesnar has just announced that with the chronic halitosis diagnosis she will also be competing in the Special Olympics wrestling competitions too.
Let’s end this article with an inspiring Facebook fan when she says;
“Dear Brocky, I’m so excited that you are being who you really are, your courage is so incredibly inspiring, and we will be rooting for you when you crush those stupid sissies. #LessHateMoreTolerance #BringTheBeltHome”  ~April Fools

Mar 212019
 

Ryan Lochte has become the new US hopeful to win Gold in the upcoming Special Olympics Women’s Swimming competitions.

Recently Lochte was self-diagnosed with blurry vision in his right eye, sometimes requiring an eye patch during the day, and is now a viable hopeful for the special Olympics. Right around the same time he also came out as a woman sending shock-waves through the athletic scene as once again millions of Lochte fans are celebrating. Incredibly he is now a favorite to win gold at the special Olympics as he will be lined up next to the fastest special female swimmers in the world.

A Facebook fan wrote “Your courage is so inspiring. We are all rooting for you. Good luck Ryan!”

A Facebook fan page of progressive Lochte fans who have been encouraging his self-disclosure of his sexual orientation pushing the hashtag #LessHateMoreTolerance is now pushing the new hashtag #CrushTheCrapOutOfThoseLosers.

Jan 012019
 

Women who wear hijab’s playing the women’s rights victim card.. Seriously?
I saw this RT post about 3mn women make 620km-long human chain and like half of them are wearing hijabs.  Man I get triggered by this crap. WTF! PLEASE GIVE ME A FRICKEN BREAK!

Now Netflix has a new show called “Shut-ins” with a Muslim woman bitching about not being able to hangout and make friends because of her fat ass husband, but what, she doesn’t realize that her religion classes her like, or less than, an animal? Her husband probably beats the crap out of her every night and she goes on TV and plays the victim as if the viewers are so dumb that they don’t have a clue about what’s really going on. What a BITCH!
Gee, I feel so bad for this dumbass… NOT!

Then to compound the insanity you got the liberal/left who is trying to bring this crap into our American neighborhoods, which is a complete 180 from what western cultures have been trying to avoid since the beginning of common sense.
They say “more tolerance”, and I say are you fricken out of your mind?
I think you can consider all feminists Liberal/Left so why are they supporting Shari Law while bitching about Men and not having enough rights. Well, I hope their proud of their insanity cause now you have ppl growing up with all the attributes of testosterone filled men and suddenly saying they are woman and now beating the shit out of the women, not just on the wrestling mat but even in the Octagon literally beating the shit out of them. What’s next? Oh, well it’s happening in all the sports now so I’m looking forward to future women’s sporting events that are all men and women are no where in site. How about that race where the transgender, grown up with a johnson now claiming to be a woman, wins the race… Which race you ask? well, all of them. What about the idiots who came up with the idea of a No-Men music festival. Well why would they do that? Oh yeah because of the Muslim men, that the Globalist imported to cause cultural division, ended up raping a bunch of women, but that’s ok cause it’s liberal. They canceled the show cause they realized that it would suck without men. They even ban reporting on illegal Muslim activities because stating the facts is hate and you don’t want to offend criminals in the new liberal/left world. The American left pretends that this isn’t happening and their isn’t any no-go zones in Europe, etc…

How about that 6.3′ NFL linebacker guy who’s now crushing women in handball tournaments and other events. It’s OK cause it’s liberal! Oh! and when mental case Drag Queens sexually indoctrinate 2-6 year old children during storytime as they groom them to be victims of pedophilia, hey it’s ok cause it’s liberal. And how about that Pope and his cartel of pedophiles called Catholic priests who are covering up their sex crimes and continue to feed off of the innocence of children, but hey that’s ok cause it’s liberal.

Everything evil in the world is ok now because it’s liberal…
Don’t get me started about politics. I could write a book.

I could go on and on about the liberal/left agenda insanity but the bottom line is the liberal/left are the deceivers, back-stabbers, fascists, law-breakers, racists, sexists, pedophile, CHEATERS and I’m not buying into the huge piles of virtue signaling hypocritical crap that they are trying to serve up. And to them I say, good luck selling your horse shit to all the mindless Facebook zombie losers! People are waking up…
“You will lose. ” ~Ivan Drago