Biden’s epic market just ripped to a new All-Time-High CLOSE! making Trump’s market look like a sucka chump. With the destruction of America’s middle class how could this be?
Unnamed sources have mentioned that the FANG’s (Super Corrupt Tech Monopoly Mega Corporations), now known as FAG to accommodate critical race theory, are joining forces. Apple, Amazon, FB, Google, and Netflix have released plans to make Apple mobile gas chambers that drive through neighborhoods using Amazon’s Sidewalk and Google Maps, that not only mask your mouth shut, but will allow you to log into your Facebook and say good bye to all your fake friends while you watch your favorite kidy porn show on Netflix as you die a slow painful death. Apple, with their vast knowledge from decades of running slaves, lead the rally in the markets.
All the liberal cult members cheered throughout the internet praising the move as seen on a multitude of selfies all while they are receiving their 4th or even 5th COVID booster shot with their new 5G iPhones.
Word that Biden, reaching out to his supporters, was excited about the market’s new highs and on his recent conference call he mentioned how people should get the all the different kinds of COVID Vaccines and rape even more children.